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omg lol crazy @HarryTheHorse
i found you on omegle!!!! :DDDD
dats my friend @Ari3ll4
girl on the right is hot!
oh thanks !! guysss @gifyo94991 @ibliskahn
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@sulistu -- well done ^_^ and congrats on being trending.
looool took a long time
@rainey24 the girl next to me is @Ari3ll4
the girl next to is??????????????????????? @Alfamus funnest thing ive heard all day
Mind you manners :D by chiddy bang!! XD
as soon as i read this, i thought of chiddy bang, because thats the chorus in one of their songs. is that were this is from?
awh thanks<3 @Amnessia
how awesome you are. <3
@Alfamus and u want a peanut?
yeah :D hah thx @ezabil
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home
it took forever.
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