send me something hot (or not!!!)
stalewaffles
3days agoi just had the weirdest fuckin dream where Drake was performing in some shopping mall, and on stage was this pirate boat thing, so for some reason i stumbled on inside it while he was rehearsing. but then he came by where i was hiding and threw some other kid in (part of the performance he needed that kid in there?) and then he angrily pulled me out by my TEETH and pushed me away... then I found out one of my front teeth was loose AND IT FELL OUT. so i brought it up to drake like "dude LOOK WHAT THE FUCK YOU DID" and then him and his manager started sprint-walking away from the gig like i was gonna sue his ass... which, who wouldn't... i was like "you're gonna pay for this shit dumbass!!!!" lmao... but srsly what.
stalewaffles
4days agoman I'm so... I'm so hot my mothafuckin fire truck's on fire homie (its eminem sry)
stalewaffles
4days agoI want a dog. but it has to be the hypoallergenic type 'cause of my sister. bahhh what should I get?
