Feels like there's a goddamn elephant in my eye. Someone tell me how to get it out and follow me while you're at it.
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1year agoSo my toilet over flowed onto my carpet and me and dad are trying our best to soak it with towels. We're at it for about 10mins when I say finally "why don't we just use the carpet muncher...."
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1year agoWhen you're in class "stretching" but secretly flexing your ass off for that honey dip across from you.
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1year agoThat look when I walk in the bank to withdraw my money but forget that I still have my bank robbing mask on.
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1year agoShouting obscenities and scratching yourself while watching The Avengers isn't normal...but on creatine it is.












